Shannon's shenanigans

Hi, I'm Shannon. I'm 20. I'm from California. I'm currently studying abroad at the University of Bristol, England. I honestly can never think of what to say in these little bio things, so if you must know more about me, feel free to ask. :) Oh and also, "It's never too late for Space Jam."


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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life


queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)


taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows


groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Source: stephenhawqueen)


dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(Source: pupexe)


cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE